From: Ed
Category: Amis
Date: 8/6/99
Time: 2:45:46 PM
Remote Name: 194.230.25.237
The idea of a mousy Jewish Gwyneth writhing around in her underwear sounds fine to me. And what's wrong with mousy anyway? Well just ask 90% of the women in Britain. I had to meet my girlfriend in a shopping-centre in London the other week & suddenly discovered a million blonde-streaked mousy hairdos behind every vitrine: bobbing to & from changing rooms, paying for Silk Cut & The Evening Standard, signing up for One to One Friends & Family...
Ricky Martin - another mousy, blonde-streaked character - the champion of Latino culture, changed his name from Enrique...which seems to miss the point doesn't it? Fortunately Ed conceals my Jewish, Scottish, Puerto-Rican heritage conveniently.