From: Celestina Groeberhorst
Category: Amis
Date: 8/4/99
Time: 6:24:12 PM
Remote Name: 129.219.247.97
THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU'RE IN LUV WITH GEOFF NORCOTT
(10) You routinely stand on oceanside cliffs in the red sunset and listen to the wind calling Geoff's name.
(9) You're convinced that the new Celine Dion song was written just for you & Geoff.
(8) Your poster of Tim Liebler suddenly seems so childish.
(7) You get a queasy feeling when Geoff jokes with Julie Clinch.
(6) You watch Granada TV-shows or you watch nothing at all.
(5) You bore yourself to tears with soccer matches just to psychically commune with Geoff.
(4) You place your toenail-clippings in resealable plastic sandwich-bags and mail them anonymously to Geoff.
(3) You have video-discs of Geoff's 3 MGM musicals from the 1950s.
(2) You daydream about Geoff running to you across the fields in slow-motion and there's nary a poo-stain on his underwear.
(1) You sneer in amused contempt at anyone who spells his first name *Jeff*.