Candace

From: sugar
Category: Amis
Date: 7/31/99
Time: 7:07:06 PM
Remote Name: 129.37.178.241

Comments

Martin & I were talking over moussaka (I always mean to order something different but always wind up ordering moussaka - why?) and we agreed wholeheartedly on the following Candace (Bullneck) Bergen statistics:

Measurement on Attractiveness Index: 1 (out of 10) Acting Ability: 1/2 A.Q. (Annoyance Quotient): 10 Attractiveness of name: 1 Likelihood of repressed homosexuality: 100% Likelihood she bored Louis Malle to death: 100% Chance of our ever subscribing to Sprint: 0%

We also agreed that my times to erase her from my tv under the following conditions are most impressive:

sitting next to remote: 1/20 sec sitting on remote: 1/10 sec can't find remote: %#$%@!!* doing dishes: 4.6 seconds (WR) taking garbage out: 10.4 sec (WR) at work: n/a