From: the REAL jules
Category: Amis
Date: 7/21/99
Time: 10:49:37 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.204.187
Stephen P asks:>>"but this has never, ever happened to me (the watering eyes thing, I mean, not the act itself, natch). Jules: teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak: what am I doing wrong?<<
Well, that would takes decades (of therapy) so let's just start with "the watering eyes thing." My guess is that it's caused from gagging. You know, when you stick your finger down your throught except in this case, it's not your finger and it's not yours.
Okay, next question? for "Julsie." From Jezzeronna: Did I mind?. Of course not, I didn't mind. I am flattered, really. Have you been snooping (sniffing?)in my "drawers'" drawer? Then how did you know it was filled with various pale shades of lace and satin and bows?
Moi, a man in dragguh!!? It's too fetched. Just b/c I called that cold 'Nicola Six' a gender- bender doesn't mean it takes one to know one. She is (was- before Samson deprived her of the oxygen habit) ultimately- a male cul de sac. Mike was more feminine (than Nicola) in *Night Train* on the inside, that is, and that's precisely where it counts.
Really enjoyed your birhtday present prose to M.A.. Jezz, on his very own MAD page. I never told you guys to believe me: the name, Clinch, etc, etc., the pages of His notes in His inked handwriting left in books He'd written, then given to me, or I had stolen from his hotel room are a bit much for any credulity. Even mine. But it's not me to care much either one way or the other. I know what is true. I am not a virutous woman but I tried to be a moral one...even though That got me nowhere....
And further,Jezzaroona, I always thought YOU were a woman. I guess your name sounded like "Jezabel" to me, and your script never belied the fallacy.
Hey, Irving- I was in Victoria,B.C., not Vancover, kreplach&cabbage breath. And one more thing: I wouldn't be caught dead in a "little strapless Liz Claiborne number."' A "Betsy Johnson" strapless, yes.
Yours forever, jules
P.S. Oh, and Irv, how is it your limp hand does not manifest one muscle after four decades of continuous masturbation?