J'ACCUSE!!!!---Amis is a blondophobe

From: Björn Borg
Category: Amis
Date: 7/21/99
Time: 8:31:17 PM
Remote Name: 129.219.247.112

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FROM *THE RACHEL PAPERS*: "In particular, her hair was long, shiny, and quite thick for a Highway; and, remarkably, even though she was mousy-blonde, big-boned, full-breasted, wide-hipped and generally slightly sallow, there was no reason to believe that with her clothes off she would smell of boiled eggs and dead babies."

FROM *LONDON FIELDS*: "Lizzyboo: Hope's big little sister, taller, blonder, rounder faced, fuller figured...She did that thing with the lowered head and the childishly questioning fingers on my shirtbuttons, giving her somewhere to look while she asked me why I didn't like her."

FROM *MADONNA* IN *VISITING MRS. NABOKOV*: "Looking through a hundred-odd cardboard pages of Madonna and others in the nude and semi-nude was, as expected, no great hardship in terms of tedium, though to be frank (and there isn't much point, hereabouts, in being anything else) she hasn't done a damned thing for me physically since she went blonde and hardbody circa 1986."