Lane is a Method wanker

From: Floyd Scarabelli
Category: Amis
Date: 7/18/99
Time: 10:01:00 PM
Remote Name: 129.219.247.97

Comments

Memo to Jules: Lane is part of a 2-man theater unit. That's why he looked at *The Janitor on Mars* with a thespic eye. Lane & his strictly heterosexual partner (Geoff Norcott) are currently starring in a homoerotic version of *Love Letters* at The Burton Else Memorial Dinner Theatre on Fire Island. Which is conveniently located near Martin Amis's dude-ranch in the Hamptons. (Bring your own cattle-prod.)

Memo to Lane: If you're looking for a humoristical short-story that can be easily converted into a 2-man stage play, I can recommend *23 Pat O'Brien Movies* by Bruce Jay Friedman. Although it's static & talky instead of action-oriented. Geoff Norcott is a natural for the rôle of "the jumper". And I can see Lane essaying the rôle of Officer Goldman in an all-leather police uniform.

Memo to Jim Murphy: Picture yourself in a production of *Love Letters*. With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you. Your lips purse quite slowly. It's Brando with thundering thighs!!

Fathom the concept: Martin Amis & Isabel Fonseca in *LOVE LETTERS*! Julie Clinch & Lee Trevino in *LOVE LETTERS*!! Tim Liebler & Beryl Bainbridge in *LOVE LETTERS*!!! Sugar & Bob Dole in *LOVE LETTERS*!!!! StephenP & Princess Margaret in *LOVE LETTERS*!!!!! Baby Luke & Evonne Goolagong in *LOVE LETTERS*!!!!!!

http://www.vpstartcrow.org/vp/past_prod/love99/love.htm *LOVE LETTERS*!!!!!!

http://www.wright.edu/news_events/dialogue/june/love_letters.html Martin Sheen does *LOVE LETTERS*!!!!!!!

http://www.cif.rochester.edu/sa-org/drama/S97.html *LOVE LETTERS* and *ARSENIC AND OLD LACE*!!!!!!!!!!