From: Zelnik the Inordinate
Category: Amis
Date: 7/13/99
Time: 12:14:03 PM
Remote Name: 129.219.247.97
Martin is an inkspot at the net! Martin's forehand is too varied! Baby Fernanda hands over magazines to total strangers! Venus Williams is like something out of African art! Tim Henman is a Tory loser! Martin chickened out on Martina Hingis! Martin is a semi-master of smackball disguise! Martin is a smoking drinking degenerate like Mats Wilander & Marcelo Rios! Martin couldn't create a crazy villainous character out of a smackball player! Greg Rusedski is affectatious! Pete Sampras is quite sensitive to vernacular! Pete Sampras curses a blue streak and snaffles up dessert like a pig! Martin waxes Cartlandesque over Pete Sampras! Jim Murphy is my One Tru Luv!