From: jules
Category: Amis
Date: 6/21/99
Time: 4:34:16 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.208.165
"Lessons Markoe has learned from her dogs: "If you see something you want, and all your other attempts at getting it have failed, it is only right to grovel shamelessly. As a second tactic, stare intently at the object of your desire, allowing long gelatinous drools to leak like icicles from your lips." << Been doing both for most of my inordinately long adolesent life and they work every time.
Another thing a dog taught me (and Paul Auster read it as "Mr.Bones" last Friday night: "If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it."