Martin Amis first full-length novel for eight years - was loudly
dismissed as rubbish before publication by another novelist: Tibor
Fischer. The book combines storylines about fights, flights,
princesses and porn films linked by the character of Xan Meo.
(Edited highlights of the panel's review taken from the teletext
subtitles that are generated live for Newsnight Review.)
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KWAME KWEI-ARMAH:
Well you know, everybody was bashing him, and so I really, really
wanted to like this. And, at first, I thought I was really going to.
You know the Xan Meo character I really liked. He says something at
the beginning, where "Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a country of
60 million celebrities, everyone is living the celebrity lifestyle."
. . . I
was really digging it. Then, I stopped. And I had stopped liking the
book really. I didn't like it and I didn't want to not like it, but I
didn't. It saddens me because he is a master technician. But I just
found myself in this book not quite wanting to carry on reading.
MARK LAWSON:
What turned you off it?
KWAME KWEI-ARMAH:
Well you know, I don't often use the word masculine in its pejorative
way, but I found it . . . really kind of boyie and kind of laddish and all
about at the beginning, masturbation and tits and porn, and I just
found it--it just didn't grab me.
TOM PAULIN:
I enjoyed it, really for quite a bit of it, for the first third, past
the page 60 post fine. I sailed on, I got interested in the tabloid
journalist Clint Smoker. I was fascinated by the text messages coming
through, but eventually I realised they were e-mails cast in text
message ease, which I found odd because people don't write e-mails
like that. But I thought if you like Joyce and Lawrence Stern saying
somebody pushed the language in another direction in prose, is
terrifically exciting. Then I got lost in the American porn section,
didn't like the about to crash airliner's section which I thought was
a form of pornography, a kind of terrible tease.
And then I just thought
that the lack of melody in the prose 'as he climbed from the car a
boob job of a raindrop gut flopped on his bald spot.'
MARK LAWSON:
I thought that was a tremendous sentence, that.
TOM PAULIN:
Well you see, if you look at that, if you scan that it suffers from an
excess of spondees, you know, two strong stresses together, you need
to modulate the music and introduce shades of stress in sentences and
lines of verse. He can't to that. So, although I loved the grotty
atmosphere, the spent atmosphere, the urban directs, the usual Martin
Amis subject, the weightlessness of it, except for the way he brought
in the Royal Family, I thought his association with charter 88 had
brought out some kind of republicanism! He couldn't push it far
enough. Of course he has no historical imagination, no political sense
whatsoever, which is his generation's curse. They know nothing about
politics or history.
MARK LAWSON:
He is your generation, isn't he?
TOM PAULIN:
He is. But, I find in this country this generation, they're done for,
even if you take Michael Freyn, no political sense whatsoever, no
ability to analyse anything.
. . .
RACHEL HOMES:
I think added to the . . . political vacuum is this
creeping moralism. . . Like Kwame, I really wanted to--I really tried to read this book
objectively, I felt responsible to separate out the whole media furore
of people baying for his blood from reading a novel. We ought to be
able to do that, and I really tried. I found it however, trying. I
didn't think that the attempt to, for example, play around with new
technologies in language worked at all.
KWAME KWEI-ARMAH:
No, it didn't.
RACHEL HOLMES:
There are many other novelists who have already incorporated that into
stylistic . . .
TOM PAULIN:
Are there more text messages in novels?
MARK LAWSON:
There are many more.
RACHEL HOLMES:
There are whole novels structured around text messages.
TOM PAULIN:
Are there?
RACHEL HOLMES:
So I just felt that was it was 'oh, I've just discovered this' and so
it gets incorporated'.
MARK LAWSON:
No you see it isn't that he's discovered it. I want to put in a
defensive because I've read this book twice and actually the second
time I was waiting for that sentence that Tom was just mocking. He is
about hitting every word. At his best, he is making every word work
and he does in that sentence. It's about a tapestry of language, he
puts in the text messages because that is the new form of language.
. . . He has the even more degraded form of tabloid
language.
RACHEL HOLMES:
Even a tapestry has got to have a relevant theme.
KWAME KWEI-ARMAH:
As you said Tom, when I was reading it, is this a text? And it wasn't,
you know it was e-mail and people don't communicate like that. I felt
it had missed the beat.
MARK LAWSON:
I think its because they were quite long and they would cost £300 or
so to send them as a text message so it had to be an email. Well it's
a minor point.
RACHEL HOLMES:
There were verbal fireworks, and yes, you have your rich tapestry and
yes there are moments where it works, it depends on your mood.
Sometimes the jokes about love and bugger are funny, sometimes they're
not. But there is this creeping moralism, tabloid journalists are a
kind of sexual inadequate muckrakers. Oh, yes we know that! Children
are redemptive, yes we know that. What I would like
is to see Martin Amis . . . I have no problem with novelists
going back to the same themes or working them out their whole career,
that's fine if they remain interesting. But they are not. I'd be
interested to see him working with his skilful language on some new
themes.